Friday, May 17, 2013
I am not FUNNY
No I am not. I try to be. But I am not. I actually think I am more of a morbid person. I take everything way, way too seriously. I HATE THAT!!!
I have a few blogs that I follow. I am deciding whether to share, but I am afraid you may not return as they are just too funny. Actually, one is extremely off the wall funny, the other I like to read because he is sort of down to earth, with a little bit of humor in it. Truthfully I am writing this as if someone is actually reading it. Maybe when I am dead someone might come across this and say - oh, I never knew. I don't, however, advertise my blog to people I know because for the sad reason that I am not funny. So, if you reading this, I am sorry for your loss. (was that funny?)
Maybe I am so seriously unfunny because I do hospice reports all day. It is not too fun to have to listen to reports of dying people and how their years of smoking or drinking have totally messed them up, or how a young 30 some year old is dying of cancer and how distraught his family is.
I truly do not try to get all caught up in the mess of these people lives, as for one I don't really know them. I guess it is all in how you look at it.
So my new goal for this year is to loosen up, have fun, and f... it. I really don't think we were meant to take this life too seriously. Do good, laugh, smile, have fun, and love on one another (not in a gross, slobbery way).
Anyway, I will try to be someone funny and entertaining, but don't get your hopes up. I think I may just stick to movie and book reviews as they are more straightforward.
Oh, I guess I will share that totally hilarious blog with you: But don't go crazy now. Maybe I should get something for advertising for this lady. I think she will need to send me one of her taxidermy mouses or something. (you will understand when you read through her blog)
Over and out and please, someone Like me!!!! I really am not that desperate, but maybe I can win someone over by pity :)